Seems I have picked up yet ANOTHER new hobby.
Give a girl some old wood and paint, and you won't see her for days. time that with Christmas, a desire to make everyone she loves Christmas gifts - which I succeeded at -, dinner to host, general life and you won't see me for months.
The laugh this gets, I may have to make one for our house.
Will make a post about general sign construction and my painting process later, but for now, just get a laugh out of this.